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[shisno]

GUESS WHO MOTHERFUCKERS

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[shisno]

omg wash close your mouth you'll catch flies i've heard that actually happens i don't want you to have to swallow a spider to catch the fly didn't you ever hear the fucking nursery rhyme the woman died at the end

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[articletwelve]

[articletwelve]

[articletwelve]

What.

[shisno]

that's better

[shisno]

now about your therapy

have you been working on what we talked about last time.

[articletwelve]

You're not my therapist.

[shisno]

well let's be honest it's not like you're going to get a better one from your job's mental health coverage

[articletwelve]

...don't remind me.

[shisno]

and seriously who else do you have to look to for therapy

caboose

i mean let's be real here

[articletwelve]

Maybe I don't need therapy.

[shisno]

well you have your best friend right here let's talk it'll be like alternative therapy!

[articletwelve]

...And I don't have a best friend.

[shisno]

oh yes you do

[articletwelve]

No, I don't.

[shisno]

then how am i standing right here if i'm not real

[articletwelve]

We're not friends.

[shisno]

of course not we're best friends